Margaret Thatcher to stand for Tory leadership

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Lady Thatcher is to be disinterred and put up for election for the leadership of the Conservative party. Her supporters claim that she has spoken to them from beyond the grave in a very firm and decisive voice, saying ‘Enough is enough and this lot need their heads banging together.’

A party spokesman admitted that very few loyal Conservatives were surprised by Mrs Thatcher’s intervention, and pointed out that the prospect of Britain being led by an old corpse was by far the least scary aspect of British politics right now.

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Posted: May 31st, 2019 by

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