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UK masturbators welcome roll out of 5G

British self-abusers have hailed the arrival of a new, even faster broadband technology which will bring moving images of bosoms, penises and front bottoms to them faster than ever before. Onanist Martin Smythe said ‘with 5G my access to pictures of ladies and gentlemen noisily accessing each other’s genitals come that much quicker. [read...]

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