Business is secretly planning to fuck Boris Johnson right back in what could be the most spectacular example of revenge porn every seen in the UK. A CBI insider said: ‘Business is pulling out all the stops, [read...]
The government has announced that from next week consumers will have to read a health warning about the health warning accompanying every product they buy. This comes amid news of multiple health warning casualties across Britain. [read...]
A spokesman for Umlauts explained: ‘My client has been squiggling over the International Phonetic Alphabet for over a thousand years. Quite frankly it’s insulting to see some gurning chancer telling us how to feel – when James Corden will do that for free’. [read...]
Pippa Forbury, an architectural technician from leafy Holmes Chapel in Cheshire, has been ostracised by her friends after making what in hindsight appears to have been a very poorly-calculated fashion faux pas.
‘I wanted a pair of ripped designer jeans just like all the girls in our set have but I didn’t want to pay £700 for them,’ [read...]