Friends of teetotallers around the country have expressed no surprised after researchers confirmed that teetotal men are more likely to be boring bastards than men who can down a dozen pints on a night out. [read...]
Cambridge literary scholars have unearthed what’s believed to be an early draft of the poem ‘Kubla Khan’ by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Employing the then-novel ‘tweet’ form (also known as Triumpian metre) which restricts each verse to 148 characters, [read...]
Donald Trump has sensationally stormed out of Buckingham Palace following reports of a bitter row with the Queen. It has emerged that, over lunch, the US president broached a previously undeclared matter – his plans to develop an exclusive golf club in the grounds of the palace, [read...]
It is not thought that an infinite amount of money will keep the European Commission going for more than a few years, but that is another subject. [read...]
