Once popular group Change UK have split after three months at or vaguely near the top, with leader Heidi Allen saying that after much soul-searching, she has realised she hasn’t got one. The 11 members will each pursue their own brand of dubious tax return, [read...]
Studies have shown that exposure to Ann Widdecombe at an impressionable age is strongly correlated with homosexuality in adult men. ‘I remember when I was a kid seeing her being interviewed on TV, about leaving the Church of England because they allowed women priests, [read...]
Northern Rail revealed radical plans to deal with its timetable disruption today, with the announcement that it will now just place a single, completely stationary 5,000-carriage train on the tracks between Preston and the Lake District, [read...]
The world has woken up this morning to the news that the infamous ‘Curse of Row 13′ has struck the aviation industry again, after an Emirates Boeing 737 crashed on its approach to Dubai airport last night. [read...]
