Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing. A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. [read...]
A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police today confirmed that a criminal investigation against the deceased ‘funny man’ Les Dawson is currently ongoing. Dawson, who would have been 85 this year, is alleged to have incited numerous hate crimes against middle aged women in the 1970s. [read...]
A group of people who thought they were about to see a software demonstration have described their ‘overwhelming joy’ at seeing the PowerPoint logo appear on the screen. ‘We’ve spent the last two weeks evaluating software systems’, [read...]
