Goths in Charge of British Summer


Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing.

A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. on Saturday June 1st was more than enough sunshine and no further instances are planned.

Spokes-Goth Lucretia Darkwing was quoted as saying: ‘We don’t want any temperatures above 17 degrees because it’s too warm to wear a full length leather coat or mohair jumper. We’re only happy when it rains and we’d like to live in a flood land’.

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2019 by

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