The organisers of British “Summer” festivals have admitted that they have struggled to find enough mud to meet the expectations of festival goers.
A spokesman for the Glastonbury festival explained; “With such a wet summer, people are expecting huge amounts of mud and have half-prepared anecdotes about sinking up to their knees on the way to the toilets. Well, mud doesn’t just spring out of the ground and we have to buy it in.”
When asked if Brexit will affect importing of mud from the EU, the spokesman was optimistic. “The EU has guaranteed supplies and I have a sample of best EU mud here. Ah, do you think this is actually mud?”