Pixar has announced details of its next project Toff Story, which for the first time will see the animation giant enter the ‘real world’ by setting the action against the backdrop of Britain’s Brexit chaos.
The film’s Director, Chuck Kazawokovic, broke the news in Edinburgh telling reporters: ‘Yeah, we’re all fired up about it. Britain’s class system is fascinating to us loud-mouthed boorish Yanks.’
‘The movie’s hero is a kid called Shelby who must decide whether Brexit is good or bad. He’s not sure so he asks his favourite toy, Bozz Lightweight, a funny-looking Gonk dressed in a badly-fitting suit and with a shock of ludicrously untidy blond hair for help.’
‘First Bozz is against Brexit and then he’s for it. The guy just flip-flops every ten minutes, he’s a kinda British Trump, got no integrity at all. And then… but hey! I’m giving too much away. You gotta come and see the movie!’
It’s understood final scripting isn’t completed yet, however one Pixar insider commented: ‘Our movies are usually known for having happy endings, but believe me, not this baby. It’ll be our first foray into the horror / disaster genre and we’re going for it big style.’