Johnson promises garden bridge for every city

Boris Bridge

Boris Johnson has pledged to build a garden bridge in every city in Britain, saying the structures will be kept green and fertile using water cannon purchased at discount prices from Europe.

The Tory leadership frontrunner’s comments came during the BBC’s televised leadership hustings which saw the MP make a series of outlandish promises.

The former mayor of London, who boasted that “all his best great-grandfathers were Muslim” also said he would renationalise post boxes as he attempted to distance himself from past controversial comments.

In a final pitch to gain the support of the Tory membership he pledged to personally greet each visitor from Africa at the airport bearing a complimentary piece of watermelon.


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Posted: Jun 21st, 2019 by

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