The owners of Britain’s tanning emporia are holding emergency talks today as evidence accumulates that the rise in global temperatures could ravage the industry. They have called on the government to act quickly before places with names like Tantastic and We-bbq-u become derelict ghost buildings. [read...]
A new report released by the charity sector has found that the vast majority of the UK population who describe themselves as ‘starving’ in social situations are actually not. Global poverty analyst Dean Hobbart said: “I think in general most Westerners struggle to differentiate between the 2 (very different) physical sensations of ‘I think I’m… [read...]
Following the minority Conservative government’s so-called ‘confidence and supply’ deal with the DUP to buy the support of the DUP’s ten MPs at £100 million each for two years, a number of opposition MPs are also offering to sell their democratically elected souls for the same constituency-pimping price on the basis they may as well… [read...]
The controversy over MEPs turning their backs during the EU’s anthem, has be defused by a surprise quick turn, followed by Anne Widdecombe wearing a fez and an accompanying Wah Wah Wah trombone noise. Although a spokeswoman for Nigel Farage was forced to deny rumours that the original suggestion was to do it in ‘black… [read...]
