Dodgy American Historian Emerges As Shock Godparent choice for Royal Baby Archie


Donald Trump has emerged as shock choice to become Godparent to new Royal baby Archie. ‘I’d be the best Godfather since that Brando guy Don Perignon, trust me folks one day little ol’ Archie could be King of all Great Brexit and the United Kingdom of Londonland.

‘It’s True folks,I’ll teach him all about your country’s great history like the War of the Tulips with Holland Dozier Holland and your Civil war when the Cavaliers in their Spitfires wiped out all the Ironheads in their Tiger Moths.. The Battle of England..oh yes I’d be a great Grandfather for Archie, a great American name after the super group obviously, yeah we all loved that song when we were in Nam..”Oh Sugar da dara”

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2019 by

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