Pensioner accidentally voted in as PM

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Following an unfortunate typo in the voting papers, Doris Johnson, 87, a pensioner from Hove has been elected as Prime Minister.
Mrs Johnson was surprised at the news but, once matron had explained it, set about forming her manifesto with an enthusiasm not seen since her late husband’s funeral.
Over a nice cup of tea, Doris outlined her policies. “Well I’ll increase pensions and restore the free TV licence of course” said Doris, “Then I suppose I should do something about the environment for all those nice young people and put a lot more money into healthcare… Oh, and send all the darkies back where they came from.”

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