Racist knuckle bone discovered in Trump’s skull

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After loudly proclaiming that he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, White House medical staff were shocked when they came across a very inflamed and calcified nodule in the President’ skull during a recent medical check.

“We have discovered something strange going on in the area around the President’s frontal lobe,” said a White House medical spokesman. “It appears to be a fragment of bone in the shape of a knuckle that puts pressure on the President’s brain, particularly on the cerebrum. As soon as he opens his mouth the ‘knuckle-bone’ springs into action causing him to deliver a tirade of racist rants.”

According to White House sources, the President has been advised to have his ‘racist bone’ removed via arse-hole surgery, however he is reluctant to have the operation performed before the end of his campaign trail and the 2020 elections.

“Having a knuckle bone in my head is something I have in common with my base,” tweeted Trump. “You know, when I look down from the stage and see wave after wave of MAGA baseball caps in the crowd it makes me proud to think they are all held on by that extra bone. And as Shakespeare once said in his great poem ‘To Kill a Mocking Bird’ about that black guy Othello, if the cap fits then put it on backwards.”

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