Daily Archives: July 24, 2019

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Heyyyy! The Fonz congratulates BoJo

Henry Winkler, aka Arthur ‘The Fonz’ Fonzarelli from Happy Days, has sent his warmest congratulations to PM in-waiting Boris Johnson, after Johnson’s victorious result in the Tory Party leadership contest. Speaking from Hollywood, Winkler said: ‘This is a truly great day for me because it means that I will no longer be synonymous with the… [read...]

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Brexiters raptured immediately after Johnson accession

As the 1922 Committee announced that Johnson had won the Conservative leadership concert, the delight and bliss experienced by hard Brexiteers that one of their own had finally secured the Premiership was so extreme that all true believers waiting to hear the results in Queen Elizabeth Hall immediately began to vibrate in a haze of light and ascend into heaven in individual beams of light, [read...]

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