Larry, Downing Street’s most honourable resident, has spotted a filthy rat brazenly enter Number 10 via the back door, seemingly in pursuit of a pretty-posh young lady with a scent of blind ambition. The vermin has been identified as a Commons blonde rat (Rattus twattus) which breeds prolifically throughout the Home Counties. [read...]
Chris Grayling has confirmed that he is stepping down as Transport Secretary and that he has written a letter of resignation to Jeremy Corbyn to inform him. He told reporters: ‘I have had a successful tenure in office, [read...]
A State judge has ruled that 29 separate claims to Prince’s estate have not met basic fairytale plausibility; involving a combination of frog kissing and the removal of a sword from stone. All blood ties will now be determined by matching them against a DNA sample of foot fungal scrapings, [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted that, despite promises to put an end to Brexit gridlock, unfunny sitcom Mrs Brown’s Boys may yet continue to as a fixture of TV schedules in place of anything with vaguely satirical content. [read...]
