Local radio chat show host ansd 99% of the Brexit Party, Nigel Farage, has blasted Prince Harry for settling down with a nice girl and ruining his fantasy of the two of them hanging out together. [read...]
Paul Smith from Eastleigh is now entering the fifth day of a sulk, after discovering too late that a wedding breakfast isn’t the ‘fry up in a tux’ he had been both imagining and looking forward to since receiving his invitation eight months prior. [read...]
A government think tank has pledged to resolve the age-old problem of ‘buying for ‘er indoors’ by streamlining women’s clothing sizing. ‘It’s ridiculous that you can have a squat fat woman and a tall streak of piss and both claim to be size ten,’ [read...]
Dozens of shows at this years Fringe festival have been cancelled because comedians say it has become impossible to come up with anything as funny as Boris Johnson’s latest uncosted policy pledge. Comedian Jason Beesley says he cancelled his show and returned home after waking up to find the PM had promised an extra £100m… [read...]
