Brexit Party leader and media wallflower, Nigel Farage, has vented his frustration at not being rewarded in the New Year’s Honours and given the royal family a piece of his mind from far, far away on the other side of the world.
During a gala dinner at Sydney’s Conservative Political Action Conference Nigel blurted defamatory remarks, including: ‘Prince Harry ‘fell off a cliff’ after meeting Meghan Markle’ and the ‘Queen Mother was a slightly overweight, chain-smoking gin drinker’.
As if that wasn’t enough, the wannabe MP for Wherever Central poured scorn on the climate change views of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, and Prince Charles.
A guest at the dinner, Mitch Bradman overheard Mr. Farage at the bar afterwards ranting to a colleague, “No f***ing nomination? Boris will get a trinket off the back of all my Brexit hard work, you’ll see!
“I marched the length and breadth of very short sections of this nation, for this nation with only a little help from Aaron Banks subsidising my frugal lifestyle. I single-handedly parted the waves of EU legislation and led my people to the promised land… that they already live on, admittedly. I’m a modern-day f***ing Moses that should be in Trafalgar Square atop Nigel’s Column.
“I’ve rewritten the political landscape twice! Gandhi only did it once!”
After Nigel’s remarks became public the Palace informed the Brexit Party leader that he will be receiving a reward from Her Majesty, and he should contact the Palace closer to Maundy Thursday. Or wait for Prince Philip to arrange transport.
Hat tip Sir Lupus