Boris pledges to boost crime to make use of extra prison places


Boris Johnson has announced criminals will have increase their productivity to make use of recent pledges to increase the number of prison places and police officers. “What’s the point of policemen or prison officers sitting around if the criminal community don’t do their part?”

Commentators have considered the recent pledge as the most achievable of the many that the Prime Minister has made. “When I think of Boris Johnson, I think criminal activities.” said one columnist. “I think he can do it. Actually, I think he can do it single handed – there’s a reason there’s a policeman outside number 10.”

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2019 by

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