“Try having a German wife, like me.” Nigel Farage advises Prince Harry


In a completely out of character rant in front of attendees at a right wing rally, MEP Nigel Farage has launched a very personal attack on Prince Harry over the woman he chose to marry.

In front of a crowd of meatheads in Sydney, Farage said: “Here was Harry, here he was this young, brave, boisterous, all male, getting into trouble, turning up at stag parties inappropriately dressed, drinking too much and causing all sorts of mayhem. And then, a brave British officer who did his bit in Afghanistan. He was the most popular royal of a younger generation that we’ve seen for 100 years.

“And then he met Meghan Markle, and it’s fallen off a cliff.”

Dismissing Harry, who completed two tours of Afghanistan whilst Farage was sitting in a bath full of Euros in Brussels, as “the Prince of wokeness”, he continued: “If he had any sense he’d have gotten himself a fine, blonde, Aryan wife like I did. Preferably one who wears a dirndl.”

With his jackboots safely hidden behind the rostrum, the privately-educated former stockbroker millionaire man-of-the-people blathered on: “The purpose of a wife is to cook, clean and provide Aryan babies, not to go having successful careers of their own and being confident in her own opinions. I mean, just what century does he think this is, for goodness sake?”


Rhydderch Wilson

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