Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has reluctantly confirmed that he will not be able to continue day-to-day running of his party after he accidentally accepted a job of caretaker at the Twilight Home for Confused Gentlefolk, [read...]
After conducting a target audience analysis of its programmes, the BBC have decided to move the CBeebies Bedtime story to the bedtime of grown-ups, a move welcomed by parents across the UK. ‘It’s not about the kids at all’ says Andy Jones, [read...]
Stephen Trotter, of Solihull has just entered the Guiness Book of Records for the longest ever lap of honour of a sitting room. It started last Tuesday evening after he correctly guessed the name of the murderer in an episode of Poirot on ITV3 +1. [read...]
Mr Bennett, the accident-prone caretaker from 80s kids-TV classics Take Hart and HartBeat has, in a surprise move today, put himself forward to form a time-limited UK government to overthrow the Johnson administration and precipitate a general election. [read...]
A leaked memo has revealed that the Government is considering raising the state pension age to ‘one day after your heart stops working’. At 75, this pension will be past the life expectancy of parts of the UK and only obtainable if you are a White Walker or Dr. [read...]
