Putting aside a few minor details, like no votes or MPs, Jo Swinson has made the audacious move of nominating a Shadow Cabinet – which came as a surprise to the actual Shadow Cabinet. Unfortunately for the Lib Dems, [read...]
A family of eight and some sort of annoying, yapper-dog are planning to sit basically on top of you on an otherwise sparsely populated part of beach, it may as well be assumed. Initially appearing as a tiny and low-risk series of coloured shapes on the horizon, [read...]
CID officers have demanded bigger noticeboards on which they can put multiple pictures of suspects linked with complex networks of string, claiming that modern crime is too complicated for Office Outlet’s ‘standard serial killer’ size of 900 x 600 millimetres. [read...]
England’s Cricket Selectors have declared themselves ‘extremely happy’ after their much-criticised wildcard selection, the disgraced Tory Peer and ex-jailbird Jeffrey Archer, turned in sensational bowling performances during the second Ashes Test Match at Lords, and the opening day of the Headingley game. [read...]
After being instructed by Angela Merkel to develop an alternative to the Backstop as a resolution to the Irish Border issue, Boris Johnson has announced the UK Government’s intention to buy Ireland. Speaking outside the Élysée Palace, [read...]
