Office worker’s weekend was “quite quiet, actually”


Reports suggest that an office worker, when asked how his weekend was, replied: “Quite quiet, actually”, implying that every other weekend was spent with a barrage of prostitutes snorting cocaine off a revolving disco ball.

The office worker’s colleague, who asked the question, immediately regretted it as she was not remotely interested anyway in the answer.

Forcing herself to respond she said: “Yes, I like a quiet one now and then”, at which point neither could think of anything to say.

Latest reports suggest they are both still standing there uncomfortably.


Marie Maurer

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2019 by

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