‘We just drop thousand of knives in there. Sharp ones. The sharpest knives ever’, said President Trump, explaining to his meteorologists how they should ‘cut up’ hurricanes so they can’t land on America. ‘The knives will cut the hurricane up into tiny pieces. [read...]
In the event of a sudden closure of Partliament, paint yourself white to minimise its effects.
Stock up on a selection of fine continental cheeses and horde them in your basement.
Stock up on brochures and book your next holiday in England before the Brexit rush. [read...]
Boris Johnson will instruct the nation to suspend its critical faculties for the duration of his time as Prime Minister. He will formally ask the Queen to accept the surreal nature of having a buffoon in charge of the government and abandon all logic, [read...]
The incident occurred on the 10:26 train from Birmingham to Kings Cross on Thursday morning. The strangers, Kevin and Julie Young, were sitting opposite Ms Harris for the whole journey and not once did she give herself away or even preach at them. [read...]