Ruth Davidson to resign due to unmanageable, bawling man-baby

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Ruth Davidson, head of the Scottish Conservative Party, seems likely to step down from her position, saying that it is impossible to reconcile the pressures of politics today and her disagreement with Boris Johnson with looking after her 10-month old son.

‘You’ve no idea how difficult he can be at times.  My partner and I can’t believe how disruptive he’s been since he came in to our lives.  We’d hoped that by now he would have stopped shitting everywhere and howling nonsense and demanding everything he wants, but it looks as though we’ll have to put up with it for some time yet.’

‘And then every day, when I come home from work looking for peace and quiet, I just get more of the same.’

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2019 by

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