Tim Martin has announced that in future all the beer in Wetherspoon’s pubs will be supplied from British gnats. Analysts have calculated that 148 trillion gnats around the world are involved in the production of Wetherspoon beer. [read...]
Among the disclosures, the BBC admitted that Morph was not paid between 1977-79 and that following complaints over pay from the character, he was rolled up into a ball of plasticine and replaced with a new, [read...]
Following Boris Johnson’s recent announcement that he’s creating 10,000 more prison places coupled with a tough crackdown on criminals in general, comes news that some of those places will be found by freeing up existing prison accommodation courtesy of a live ITV show. [read...]
Following a huge number of complaints to Ofcom, the national charity Samaritans has been criticized for embarking upon a cold calling campaign across the UK. [read...]
Footballing legend and part-time philosopher Eric Cantona has been offered a plum role leading Brexit negotiations with the EU, it has been confirmed today. Boris Johnson is said to have been highly impressed with Cantona’s speech this week at the UEFA Champions League draw, [read...]
