Mugabe’s gravediggers offer to dig ditch for Boris


Good Knight Funeral Services in Harare has informed the UK that, if Prime Minister Boris Johnson is still looking for a ditch to be dead in, then they would be happy to fit him into the grave they have dug for Robert Mugabe.

Reaching out to support old Commonwealth friends during their time of grief, Zimbabwe’s premier funeral provider said that its ‘despot disposal deal’ is a multiple occupancy offer, which means that Mugabe’s carefully plotted plot can be extended to also accommodate relatives, allies and international associates, as well as any terminally failing tyrants inspired by the deceased.

However, Good Knight also said that Johnson must hurry up and either crap on his country or get off the throne, as they can only keep the grave open for a few more days while they wait to find out whether David Cameron’s biography successfully buries his past or if he needs to finally bury himself for good.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2019 by

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