An elderly lady who cannot be named for legal reasons and will be known as ‘Her Majesty the Q’ has been explaining how she was conned out of a valuable reputation for impartiality by a notorious conman.
”E seemed so plausible,’ said Her Majesty the Q. “I woz on me hols, so I was a bit off guard and ‘e says ‘e wants to close the ‘ouses of Parliament down to do some cleaning. Nnext thing I know, I’ve been made to look a right Charlie. And believe me, that’s not a good look.’ At this stage, she looked pointedly at a photograph of her family.’
”E told me everyone taking five weeks off was the best way to deal with a lot of work. Well, my husband has taken the last 70 years off and it hasn’t done him any harm, so I thought ‘why not?’ and now all this.’