“Johnson is liar” shock – Cameron’s analysis of Pope’s religion to follow

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Former PM, David Cameron, has rocked the political world by announcing that Boris Johnson is a liar who only supported the Leave campaign to boost his political career.

“I know this seems unbelievable.”, said the former Prime Minister, who’s plan to unify the Tory party went so well, “But it’s true and since I’ve left office, I’ve made more startling discoveries; I think I may have found out what religion the Pope is and, after a lot of field work following bears, I can finally end that great mystery of where they defecate.”

The mystery remains whether David Cameron’s book is a cracking good read or a self-serving attempt to rewrite history, as nobody is going to read it, ever.

 

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2019 by

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