Brexit Box Set – which ending should viewers expect?

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As Brexit nears its dramatic conclusion, viewers are eagerly wondering how the epic fantasy tale will finally conclude. Here are a few possible endings:

‘The Lost’

From an opening premise that seems largely believable, it gradually pushes the boundaries of plausibility, introduces unrealistic characters and unresolvable plots until finally abandoning all attempts credibility and announcing the whole Brexit process happened in a parallel universe. People will feel angry and cheated, suspecting those behind the idea never had a workable plan to bring it to a satisfactory end.

‘The Sopranos’

After engrossing millions of people and encouraging them to make a sizeable emotional investment in the hope of a suitably worthwhile payoff, the whole thing just suddenly stops. No explanation, no conclusion. One minute it’s centre of everyone’s attention, fans desperate for the next exciting twist or turn… and the next it’s finished. People will feel angry and cheated, suspecting those behind the idea never had a workable plan to bring it to a satisfactory end.

‘The Bobby Ewing’

After realising the narrative has taken a direction from which it can never possibly be recovered, we see David Cameron in the shower at 10 Downing Street and discover all the events since the night of the referendum occurred in one of Nigel Farage’s dreams. People will feel angry and cheated, suspecting those behind the idea never had a workable plan to bring it to a satisfactory end.

‘The Game of Thrones’

After captivating the imagination of millions of fans for years with its complex narratives and interwoven storylines, the tension builds to almost unbearable levels. With little warning, the character arc of the blond haired blue-eyed people’s champion takes such a dramatic twist even the most ardent of fans struggle to suspend their disbelief. The erstwhile liberator of the enslaved is revealed to be a vengeful megalomaniac, willing to destroy society in pursuit of their ambition. It is a barely disguised attempt to bring the sprawling, tangled mess to a neat conclusion. People will feel angry and cheated, suspecting those behind the idea never had a workable plan to bring it to a satisfactory end.

‘The Eastenders’

It just goes on forever, getting gradually more and more miserable. New faces will be introduced offering temporary comic relief from the relentless barrage of woe, before their initially whimsical natures inevitably give way to reveal a dark, sinister purpose. Characters believed to have departed many years ago will resurface in a desperate attempt to restart their flagging careers, but in time the public will remember exactly why they came to be so thoroughly despised first time round. People will feel angry and cheated, suspecting those behind the idea never had a workable plan to bring it to a satisfactory end.

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