New comedy double act launch career: Pannick & Keen

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Following in the British tradition of such entertainers as Hale & Pace, Hinge & Bracket, Mitchell & Webb and Little & Large, the two Lords of Laughter, Pannick & Keen, opened their week-long booking today at the Court of Appeal.

“I say, I say, I say, how can you tell when the Prime Minister is lying?”
“I don’t know. Is it when he’s standing up!”
“Oooh, that’s a clever one. Lying, standing. Very droll. Get that one in a cracker did you?”
“Here’s another one. There was this English judge, and this Scottish judge. The English judge said ‘This is all quite legal.'”
“And what did the Scottish judge say?”
“Havers, ya wee craven sook. Yon Prime Munisturr’s an English eejit. He’ll nevurr get awae wi’ that.”
“But what does that mean? In English?”
“Well, that’s why we’re here. And we’re here all week folks. Get early seats for tomorrow’s show and let’s find out once and for all, is an unwritten constitution worth the paper it’s, er, oh, er, see, that’s another fine mess we’ve landed in.”

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2019 by

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