Daily Archives: September 22, 2019

Boris adopts Baldrick defence: ‘Deny everything’

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News In Brief
September 22, 2019

All journalists and reporters invited to photo-opportunities are to dress up as car assembly line workers, doctors and fire fighters etc. so as not to make their presence obvious to anyone seeking to confront the Prime Minister. [read...]

BBC launches Pornography Channel

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From The Archives
September 22, 2019

‘THIS is what I pay my licence fee for.’ [read...]

Westminster man told wife “We must prorogue marriage for sake of kids”

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Politics
September 22, 2019

Britain’s most senior conjugal experts are trying to judge whether a Mr Boris Johnson – sometimes of Uxbridge and South Ruislip – acted dishonestly, and possibly unlawfully, when he told his queen of hearts, Mrs Marina Johnson, [read...]