Westminster man told wife “We must prorogue marriage for sake of kids”

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Britain’s most senior conjugal experts are trying to judge whether a Mr Boris Johnson – sometimes of Uxbridge and South Ruislip – acted dishonestly, and possibly unlawfully, when he told his queen of hearts, Mrs Marina Johnson, that he sought to suspend the current session of their marriage for the benefit of ‘the masses’ – also known as his children – without dissolving it.

Evidence suggests that Mrs Marina Johnson did not suspect the often errant Mr Boris Johnson was lying to her because a common visitor to their lower house – one Mr Jacob Rees-Mogg – repeatedly said that it is ‘completely normal procedure’, despite the so-called prorogation continuing for several years.

While Mr Boris Johnson had every right to be ‘busy in a foreign office’ and would on occasion need to take time away from the house in which he no longer has control – most counsellors agree that to continually estrange himself from those to whom he is responsible is a clear betrayal of his conjugal duties and breaches his legally binding vows.

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