Johnson denies having nose on face

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson has denied accusations that there is a nose on his face.During a bungled photo opportunity at Whipps Cross university hospital the PM insisted that the fleshy protrusion in the middle of his face was not a nose, had never been a nose and had no intention of ever becoming a nose.
Pointing to the area below his eyes and just above his top lip the PM said ‘There is no nose here’
But then everybody in the room, including press cameramen and journalists were quick to point out that – it was plainly obvious there was indeed a large bulbous nose on his face, the Prime Minister said he got very confused about different parts of the body. ‘Some people say I talk out of my arse’ he said, pointing to his elbow.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2019 by

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