In an emotional speech to world leaders at the UN in New York, Mother Nature pleaded with humans everywhere to do the right thing for the sake of Planet Earth and end their lives. “It’s simple,” stated a tearful Mother Nature. [read...]
The White House has rejected calls for impeachment, explaining that the President has been in diplomatic negotiations to exchange Crimea for ‘something six foot, blonde and with an ass that won’t quit’. His Ukrainian counterpart, [read...]
A large number of printers are now rejecting budget ink cartridges for spurious reasons; such as age difference, life being ‘too complicated’ right now or that they are seeing someone else. Hewlett Packard denies that they no longer recognise unofficial cartridges, [read...]
A former scaffolder from Luton has realised a lifelong ambition and turned himself from Mr. Universe finalist into a puny, pigeon-toed tech nerd. Greg Michaels, now a computer programmer at BASystems, says it took him months of intensive training to turn himself from a ripped, [read...]
