‘I started at the bottom’ says Boris

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 18: (L-R) Mayor Boris Johnson and Dr K.P Singh attends The Asian Awards at Grosvenor House, on October 18, 2011 in London, England.  (Photo by Ben Pruchnie/Getty Images)

News broke today that Prime Minister and serial sex pest, Boris Johnson has been nominated for the prestigious Life time achievement award at the upcoming Saviles.

If as is highly likely, Boris carries off the award, he will be joining a star studded list of previous winners that include, Gary Glitter, the late Jeffrey Epstein and Hollywood mogul, Harvey Weinstein.

It is understood that British sexual deviants featured prominently on the short list, with Prince Andrew and Bazza the Bedfordshire peeping tom attracting a lot of votes from the committee.

Although refusing to comment officially, a Downing Street insider, a Priti woman who asked not to be named, said that following the accusations in the Sunday Times, Tory women across the country are queuing up to be touched up by our leader.

A spokesman for the Saviles which is sponsored by the Daily Star, said that Boris had done more than most to put sexual perversion on the map and that the recent allegations that he had groped, not one but two women at a dinner was proof of his commitment.

The judges were also impressed with the news that the EU is now insisting that Boris wear boxing gloves during any Brexit negotiations where women may be present.

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