News that Boris Johnson is to announce tax breaks for Britain’s richest people has been welcomed by hundreds of thousands of grasping greedy bastards all across the country.
One self-serving super-rich smarm bucket said: ‘I certainly welcome this initiative warmly because in my view one can never have too much money at one’s disposal.’ ’
‘The beauty of this is that if you’re a low wage-earner, say perhaps on a zero hours contract at minimum wage rates, then because you’ve never had money then you wouldn’t really know any better. Therefore you don’t need to start whinging about sickening inequality. Pure genius by Boris’
It’s understood that the government also considered tax cuts for those less well off but discounted the idea when Chancellor Sajid Javid pointed out to cabinet colleagues that to do so would mean significantly less money for richer people.
A spokesman for HMRC said: ‘Early feedback seems to confirm this to be an extremely positive policy among the exceptionally rich, and as long as it doesn’t provoke widespread public unrest, we will consider making these tax breaks even more attractive to those already receiving them.’