A Dog’s best friend is his sandwich maker


Stats show that 95% of dog owner’s admit to having never eaten a sandwich uninterrupted.  Recalled one  owner:  ‘Every time I opened the fridge, no matter how quiet I tried to be or as soon as I reached for the bread, I would hear the thundering of Dexter’s paws as he came careering down the stairs.’

‘Dexter would pause only long enough to confirm that a sandwich was being made, before taking his place on the settee to await his share.  Ham and Mustard, Cheese and Pickle, all were the nectar of the gods to Dexter.  I would try and enjoy my lunch but it was impossible when you knew two eyes and a sniffing nose were on you’.

At his wits end and having lost half a stone in weight, one owner tried teaching his dog to make his own sandwiches: ‘He can make himself a Cheese on Rye or a Ham and Tomato crusty roll, whenever he is feeling peckish.  Using his tongue, he can spread his butter or as he actually prefers, his Flora, like a professional.  I do have to make sure we don’t get our tubs mixed up, the one time I did, I don’t think the wife noticed.’

‘The only problem we have has so far, is when the home delivery went wrong and Waitrose swopped his prosciutto for a cauliflower and he went mental’.

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2019 by

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