Devout racists were today considering their next move after football authorities ordered a clamp down and zero tolerance on all their activities.
In a hastily convened summit, leaders from all the main hate mongering organisations, the ERG, Brexit Party, UKIP, the EDL and the WI were addressed by the leader who has done so much to put racism on the map in the UK, Nigel Farage.
“I’m a rugger man myself, said Nigel, but football has been useful, it has given us lots of very useful exposure on TV, both here and abroad but it’s time to change tactics….”
With racist chanting at football now ruled out, the summit resolved that racists should make their presence felt wherever they were. Plans were drawn up to target theatres, restaurants, and ballet and with Christmas coming, school nativity concerts. “Let those kids know, let the teachers know, the shepherds were English, the three wise men were obviously English, and there’s no place for foreigners in Bethlehem.”