In the spirit of their party strapline ‘Always looking backwards’, the Conservatives have finally agreed to table a motion in the House of Commons to hold a Referendum on the 1992 Maastricht Treaty. A government spokesman said: ‘We have so many old bastards banging on about “Why didn’t John Major hold Referendum, [read...]
Today in Billericay Crown Court, Lord Justice Frankie ‘The Meathook’ Richards sentenced the driver of the lorry in which 39 dead bodies were found to ‘a slap’, adding the further judicial opinion that he was ‘well askin’ [read...]
Referring to the Second Amendment, a White House aide speaking to the BBC today revealed that mass shooting is a right bestowed upon every US citizen. ‘With the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers clearly affirmed their intention that all US citizens have the right to shoot any people they choose,’ [read...]
‘She’s one of those people. She doesn’t look like an international statesperson at all. She’s so… what can I say? ordinary…. but yet so oddly familiar.’ [read...]
