Last of the Summer Wine stuntman, Jeremy Corbyn, has today promised to lower the voting age to 18 months, following calls from groups of young people who feel that the older generation is just ignoring the future of the planet. [read...]
Millions of elderly people are withdrawing their pension funds for cash, because the new plastic banknotes are unattractive to rodents, it has emerged. Previous issues of banknotes were favoured by rats and mice during economic downturns, [read...]
‘The parents could have at least shoplifted a Transformers outfit.’ [read...]
Now that the ‘Kill Gina Miller’ crowdfunding page has been taken down, two entrepreneurs have launched KickBucketer to capitalise on the growing market for mass hate and murdering public figures.
‘With all due respect to Ms Miller,’ [read...]