Emergency services are on standby after Marjorie Choudhury, 34, reported that her preferred manicure set had disappeared from its usual resting place – somewhere under a discarded sock or over by the magazine rack. Last seen in vicinity of the bathroom – [read...]
Manchester United star Paul Pogba has started the run up for his next spot kick, sources confirmed today. Based on the most up-to-date analytics, experts expect the next penalty for Man United to be awarded in the 44th minute of the team’s Boxing Day fixture against Arsenal. [read...]
So-called UK Independence Party (UKIP), the once-feared terror organisation, has confirmed the termination of its leader, Richard Braine, and has vowed to ‘avenge the party’s enemies’ with ‘refreshed waves of divinely ordained havoc’. In a recording posted on its propaganda channel, [read...]
