A selection of Donald Trump’s pants are being prepared to fuel a forthcoming fireside chat. A White House spokesman explained; “Top scientists have determined that the President’s underpants are the ideal fuel for burning – they seem to be on fire all the time.”
The spokesma explained the format; “A prize-winning bull will be on standby in the unlikely event of the President running out of bullshit.
A simple buffet of porkie-pies will be available to all. A selection of financial books will be placed above the fireplace so that once the president starts talking and the pants will self-combust, the books will be thoroughly cooked.”