Gingangooly Penhalligan Wingle-Toucher Lookbackinanger Nosetickler Jenkins, President of the Monster Raving Loony Party, has announced that his party will not stand in any seats that UKIP or the Brexit party won in the last election. [read...]
The electoral reform society has introduced an extra choice on all election ballot papers – a cock and balls. ‘To be honest, some people make a right balls of spoiling their ballot paper, and truly cock it up,’ [read...]
In what media experts are calling a flagrant and shocking disregard for its own charter, satellite TV channel UK Gold has been fined an undisclosed three-figure sum by Ofcom and warned it could lose its broadcasting licence, [read...]
Britain will be without gravity from January the 1st, it has been announced. The Archbishop of Canterbury has explained that this move will slash the Universe’s energy budget by as much as 40 per cent. [read...]
