Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballot

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The electoral reform society has introduced an extra choice on all election ballot papers – a cock and balls. ‘To be honest, some people make a right balls of spoiling their ballot paper, and truly cock it up,’ said Chris Johnson from the Electoral Reform Society, ‘and it can be very disappointing for the counters to have to continually have to ask if the mark is a protest or a reasonable drawing of Michael Gove.’

Opponents to the decision point to the newly formed Cock and Balls Party, set up with the aim of ‘shafting the electorate at every opportunity’. ‘Their logo is also a cock and balls, which means they might gain some votes by mistake,’ said one opponent, noting that the fledgling party is unnecessary. ‘That’s what the Conservatives are for,’ he noted today.

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