Monster raving loony party “won’t stand in UKIP or Brexit seats”


Gingangooly Penhalligan Wingle-Toucher Lookbackinanger Nosetickler Jenkins, President of the Monster Raving Loony Party, has announced that his party will not stand in any seats that UKIP or the Brexit party won in the last election.

Mr GPWTLN Jenkins explained; “We want to give Mr Farage and whoever is this week’s UKIP leader the best chance. So in all those UKIP and Brexit seats, we’re going to stand aside, or in “Digger” Wallaby’s constituency’s case, hop aside.”

When asked if this means that a vote for Farage is a vote for Loony, Mr Jenkins looked at his shoes.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2019 by

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