It has been announced today that as a result of recent bad publicity caused by ill-advised and self-inflicted media exposure, Buckingham Palace has finally moved to put a new strategy in place designed to assist members of the Royal Family when dealing with Britain’s top forensic TV journalists. [read...]
In an extraordinary claim made during an appearance at a hustings meeting in Newmarket, Health Minister Matt Hancock, has blamed the current state of Britain’s economy on the post-WW2 Labour Government under Prime Minister Clement Attlee. [read...]
The Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) have revealed that its mission is to ‘erode the human spirit through the abuse of concrete’. De-programmed RIBA members have described secret meetings where architects plot the destruction of the human soul through the design of individual buildings, [read...]
‘I do have a recollection of an incline, that is certain’, recalled the Duke of York, speaking to Newsnight about the number of staff he had and how they were deployed. ‘As a member of the royal family we come into daily contact with anything from a gentle slope to a steep escarpment, [read...]
