In a bid to find new and inventive policies that end with the electoral soundbite “…to help fund our NHS”, the Conservative party have announced a £5bn cut to hospitals and GP services. Speaking in front of a group of carefully selected random members of the public, [read...]
The SNP and the Lib Dems have been unsuccessful in getting Jo Swinson a spot on Hollyoaks, Holby City and Gardener’s Question Time. Worse still is that ‘I’m Celebrity’ has rejected her, as she does not fulfil the basic criteria of being ‘someone we have heard of’. [read...]
Meteorologists were today said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ that the skies over much of Britain would tonight be the gloomiest in living memory. ‘You might think a grey sky is a grey sky is a grey sky,’ [read...]
Leaders of the major parties made their pitch to big business; with the Tories offering ‘free Wi-Fi for billionaires’, Labour demanding ‘free Nelson Mandela’ and the Lib Dems touting ‘free tickets to Disneyland, Paris’. Not to be outdone, [read...]
