A woman who repeatedly heckled Jeremy Corbyn with shouts of Marxist, admitted later that she didn’t actually know what a Marxist was. Asked why she was screaming it at Mr Corbyn, she said it was because he wants to let all the Turks in and give all our coal and fish away. [read...]
A study undertaken by a group of primary school children has found that Boris Johnson’s manifesto claims for a giveaway bonanza are at best flawed and at worst blatant lies. Pupils in Reception Class (R1 under 5s) at St Jude’s Mixed Infants St Helens, [read...]
Historians were undertaking a frantic reassessment of the contribution of Mark Twain yesterday, after the surprise discovery of a box of jottings by the American author, famous for his epigrams, in the old family home. [read...]
Medical staff in Uxbridge have confirmed that a rotund, comical looking man has been sectioned after complaints he was seen approaching seven year old schoolchildren and promising them outrageous presents in time for Christmas. ‘No idea who he thinks he is,’ [read...]
