With the ethical integrity of Edward Teach, the Conservative Party has promised to supplant penny-pinching greed with plain, old-fashioned plunder – transforming their tree logo, into a skull and cross bones. Signalling further deregulation of the markets and environment, [read...]
Police were called to reports of two young girls, Queen Elsa, her younger sister Princess Anna, Prince Agnarr and Olaf the snowman engaging in a battle with the elemental spirits of earth, fire, water, and air. [read...]
In a surprise move, Boris Johnson’s hair has declared itself a sentient being capable of feeling shame and therefore will be dissolving their semi-successful double act at the end of panto season. In fact, the hair, [read...]
Following recent accusations that some British newspapers have been complicit in helping both the Conservative party and the Brexit party in spreading lies and deceit ,the Independent Press Standards Authority has issued a new set of guidelines and warned of draconian fines, [read...]
Missing Tory politician and Mr Micawber-alike, Jacob Rees Mogg has been found alive and well in a suitcase, belonging to the celebrated ventriloquist, Cardew “leave it out, vicar” Judson. Mr Judson discovered the mistake on arrival at the Alhambra Theatre, [read...]
